The light was out at I-10 and Hwy 6 so naturally everyone acts like they’ve never driven a car before. My plan I’d to go straight and then turn left because that’s what the lanes indicated that you can do. Well this lady on my left decides she wants to create her own lane and cut people off. Not going to happen. Just incase you don’t know I’m a jerk to idiot drivers. So this lady wants to turn left and go straight. Well she is on the inner most lane and I’m on the outside lane turning left. She’s inching forward almost touching my car at an angle and giving me the “um-hello! Let-me-in” face. First of all you’re facing my back passenger door. Unless you plan on magically morphing through my car… You are not getting infront of me. So I turn and a look at this lady with no expression on my face whatsoever and she cowers down into her seat. What a fuck tard. You can’t go straight from an inside turn lane if I’m turning left from the outside lane. Argh. Anyway, I had to take an early lunch today because they are working on our system and I can’t sit around and stare at the wall. So here I am at lunch and I have nothing to eat. I need a Monster.
Blue please.

People can be rediculous. Maybe our world is coming to an end. Hahaha.

See this is what happens when I post from a mobile device. I type a bunch of random stuff that is pretty much pointless.

So I’m thining about getting a new phone.
So how do you like the Droid?

Aalsdkfjoihalw l!jodej . That’s what I think about right before I post something. This may be my second post ever on our site. Oi with the poodles already! So today was a pretty darn tootin’ good Mother’s Day considering it was gloomy and sticky outside. My mom got me a cherry gummy bear scent diffuser. It smells awesome! We got bored so here’s me shoving a bunch of grapes in my mouth. 26 to be exact.

To our surprise someone mentioned us in a video (BostonDFi) and just threw out a simple challenge for us … to say a list of words how we naturally would say them. Sounds easy enough, but there are a lot of non-Americans out there so it’s fun to see other people’s responses.

A quick little video of us just hangin’ around the house doing the usual. Summer makes fun of my “manly” habits, and gets an accurate fortune from a digital cookie.

Ugh. So I didn’t even want to tell anyone, but I feel so terrible about what happened. As you know Sookie is getting older (aren’t we all) and it was about time she got groomed, but since she doesn’t like people and just barks like crazy Pet’s Mart refused to trim her nails for me.

Instead they gave me a list of local places that do sedated grooming for about 6x the price, and takes about 3-4 hours longer because they won’t release them until they “wake up”.

I figured, well, I clip little Marla’s nails so Sookie is just going to have to learn how to sit still. And she did … for a little bit. I was able to get both front paws, and thumb nails and this is where the squirming happened. Wouldn’t you know it? The first nail I clipped on her back paw, she jerks, I clip, it bleeds!

Long story short, I was able to handle the situation and checked it this morning and everything is fine. I just hate glancing over and seeing her face like she is trying to say, “But Dad, why do I have to sit in the cage? I want to play too. What did I do?” Heart-breaking.

We had a nice, quiet day at the dog park and got some swimming in, then went bowling with our friend Mike. He promised to go skydiving with us, too, when we reach 500 subscribers.

I like taking a bunch of random videos and clipping them together so there’s no “dead air” and so we don’t ramble on and end up with a 20 minute video. Enjoy!

After re-evaluating some of our outgoing finances I eventually made it to the internet bill. It’s not a lot, but I knew we could get better. So I call in, and actually got to a representative on the first ring. Good company . Anyways, we currently have DSL + VoIP which we hardly, ok … we never, use.

I tell the lady that I just want to get rid of the phone service. I thought I would need it one day, but I don’t. What’s this you say? I can still plug my phone into the wall and dial out for $0.50/call, and still receive free incoming calls. That sounds like exactly what I need.

To make a long story short, I decided to just up the internet plan to double the speed that we currently have and my bill dropped like $23/month. Sounds like a good deal, especially since we’re uploading and watching videos a lot now … not to mention a ton of downloading. It’s suppose to take 2 business days to go into a effect, and she promised there would be no downtime. Fingers crossed.

I made a compilation video for our youngest dog, Sookie, just as I did for Marla. Here are some clips taken from the first day we brought her home to now. If you enjoyed this, subscribe to our YouTube channel.