Marla Singer is Out to Destroy You
Posted in Daily Life by Howard | Tags: dog, love, marla, park, YouTube
This is Marla, named after the character from “Fight Club”. Born on February 10, 2008. Our little seven pound ball of evil that sleeps all day, and unleashes her furry at night. She looks all cuddly & cute, but in reality Ms. Singer here is very possessive and pretty much runs the household.
Her favorite activities include sleeping in clothes fresh out of the dryer, taking up the entire bed, hording her food & bones in a secret location, stealing our socks, and pretending to be my best friend when I have human food.
“Marla … the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can’t.”
Whenever we head outside or to the dog park she is the explorer-type and doesn’t care to socialize with other dogs except with Stanley, a white male version of her that gets crazy excited to see her. Marla hates going near any kind of water, but loves playing Queen of the Hill – there is a small hill at the park where she’ll stand and chase off every dog that tries to come near it.
